officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

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You just haven’t met the right Hansel yet.

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eartheld:

mostly nature

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taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

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fifthharmonynews:

Lauren today. (x)

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Doctor Who Meme: [1/10] Episodes - The Angels Take Manhattan 

"I always rip out the last page of a book, then it doesn’t have to end. I  hate  e n d i n g s !

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"If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death."

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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